Stretchman
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WTF? I went to the store to get a jump rope, of all things, and there sit Bowflex XT. My eyes bug out. Thing look nice.
So I says to da saleman, "I can try this?"
Him say "Yep!"
So's I sits, and he puts like 160 on it.
"Do a press" him say.
Boing boing boing. "I dunno man, this feels kinda funny."

"Progressive resistance. Here, try a curl."
Clank clank. Hmmm, cables too short. Ohh, bummer.

"Say, what about the free weights?"
"255 lbs plus bar for like 200 bux."

"$6.99"
Kewl.

Stretch
