An Hilarious Poem

Discussion in 'Basic Training Principles and Methods' started by Fausto, Dec 15, 2006.

  1. Fausto

    Fausto HST Expert

    I found this at the wannabebig forum and thought it hilarious [​IMG] on top of it it applies to many of the guido type gym rats! [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Guess you can't call them gym rats, but rather gym mice. [​IMG]

    <div></div><div id="QUOTEHEAD">QUOTE</div><div id="QUOTE">Way down this road, in a gym far away, a young man was once heard to say, &quot;I've repped high and I've repped low, No matter what I do my legs won't grow.&quot;

    He tried leg extensions, leg curls, and leg presses, too. Trying to cheat these sissy workouts he'd do. From the corner of the gym where the big men train, Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain.

    Where the big iron rides high and threatens lives, Where the noise is made with big forty fives. A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees, A very big man with legs like trees.

    Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack, Chalking his hands and monstrous back, Said &quot;Boy stop lying and don't say you've forgotten, Trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN&quot;
  2. quadancer

    quadancer New Member

    HAHAHAAAAA! Yeah, I've always called 'em squirrels. They come in and climb all over the equipment.
  3. Bulldog

    Bulldog Active Member

    That's great!
  4. JonPaul

    JonPaul New Member

    If you ain't SQUATTING or DEADLIFTING ---- you ain't LIFTING!

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