And now, my acceptance speech:
The dark side of Hypertrophy is a pathway to many abilities, some consider (*cough* HITers) to be unnatural. Is it possible to learn this power. Strain is the path to the dark side. Strain leads to MAPKp38, MAPKp38 leads to donation of satellite cells, donation of satellite cells leads to hypertrophy. I sense much strain in you.
When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love training to failure...I love the heavy training. But I am mild by nature and I do not desire to see the destruction of hypertrophy. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated, I promise you. And as my first act with this new authority, I will create a Grand Army of the HST to counter the increasing threats of the Failure-ists.
You do not know the pow-wa of HST. The Bryan has forseen this; join me and we can rule bodybuilding as HS and T. Come son of Jor-El, KNEEL before Zod! Oh crap, wrong movie.
Darth KM: "At last we can reveal ourselves to the bb.com, At last, we can have our revenge."
Darth Bladeous: "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the HST flow through you. Your HST has made you powerful. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your master's place at our side!"
The Bryan: "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen ..."
Noob: "But you were the chosen one!!"
Obiwan: "That boy was our last chance.
Yoda: "No, there is another (
eyeing O&G )"
*ggghhhhhoooo khhhhhh!!!!*
Jules