Lcars, hahahah, that was hilarious...
This is the first thing I thought when I read that line too.
OP, don't worry about our comments. Here, at the HST forum, we are a bunch of people who have the same hobby and want to help and educate each other. Also, you will not find a classier online community than this one hence why I do not post in any other bodybuilding, nutrition, strength or fitness forum.