Keebler Elf
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Bring it on! I live in outback australia. When you get off the plane at Sydney get in a taxi/cab and ask to go to the outback. Be sure to pack plenty of proetin shakes. When you get there tell the driver to take the first left after the gum tree shaped like a dingo, follow the dried up river bed for 2 miles then hang a right when you see a pregnant kangaroo who lives with 'ol' man Jack'. You will recognise him by his cork hat and dry wit. Now continue until you hit a fork in the road...well actually there is no road as such but there is a fork..an actual dinner fork that was left behind by the first aboriginal who was asked to use it and threw it away in disgust. Behind that is a ..................[b said:Quote[/b] (jdreich @ Feb. 26 2003,12:56)]Man! If I see you out there I'm gonna hit you with those (blue) 5lb. DBs!
Look forward to seeing ya, mate!