What a load of BS

berserk

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I got an email today from steroid encyclopaedia who are trying to sell a new Massive Growth training system. I laughed all the way through reading the spiel - thank heavens I'm now a HST informed man, a couple of years ago I could have been sold by this BS. Here it is.
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For years bodybuilders have searched for such a mass
gaining system and today we are ecstatic to announce that we
have now found one that definitely appears to work... it is
called the Massive Growth System and it was a system
designed and tested in Africa and on African athletes,
bodybuilders and hard gainers alike.
The Massive growth system  has proven itself time after time
to deliver wicked size and strength gains in a breathtaking
short period of time
Here is how it works
* It is the only system that cycles intensity, volume,
density without you knowing or figuring anything out...So
you never have to worry about over training...simply follow
the step-by-step system and you will make all the gains you
want and you'll never hit a plateau...
* It is the only system that works every aspect of a
muscle, holistically targeting every fiber in your
body...every muscle fiber from your slow twitch to your
fast twitch muscle fibers ...and it even targets and builds
up the joints and ligaments (which is important if you are
on steroids-as it prevents injury)...this is like getting
quadruple the muscle growth stimulation with the same
effort that you currently spend on current inefficient
training routines!
* It is the only system out there that targets the central
nervous system (CNS), the CNS is the mechanism in your body
that gives your body "permission" to grow (most programs
don't even consider this important mechanism of the
body)... getting massive is easy once you learn how to
target and stimulate the CNS...
* It boost testosterone levels by 50% each workout and
maintains that elevated levels throughout the day (a
special workout system forces your body to produce more
testosterone)...which means you will be able to grow bigger
muscles faster...
Now what I am trying to say here is that this program makes
it easy to gain muscle mass... it has worked on natural
bodybuilders and steroid users alike... and it will work for
you as well! I don't care if you are skinny 98 pound
weakling or if you are a massive 250lbs mass monster-this
system will give you the extra growth you seek!
Here is just a glimpse of what you will discover in the
massive growth system
* You will learn about the 3 adaptation stages of the body
and how to activate them for mind-blowing gains. (Once you
learn these 3 simple stages you will have the key to
stimulating muscle mass gains that just won't
stop.)....You'll learn how to use them to superimpose mass
gains un top of mass gains....taking the body to higher and
higher levels of strength and muscle mass gains...
* Learn how to use the two types of intensities. One will
magnify the metabolic pathways of the muscles by building
better capabilities of handling lactic acid so you will
recover super fast and pack on solid mass... and the other
will explode your muscle mass gains into unheard of rates.)
Using these two simple intensities together - will
transform you from a pencil head geek to a Greek statue.
So if you want some serious muscle size and want it in just
a few short weeks, I urge you to take a look at this
program...simply click the link below and test drive it (for
FREE if you wish).... You will be thrilled that you did in
just a few short weeks...
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Notice how all the wonder programs you see advertised in this manner don't actually say HOW they work, just that you they will "superimpose mass upon mass" blah blah......
 
In my younger days (about a year ago) i saw a steroid book in advertised in some bbing mag. As i didnt ava clue on the subject i thought id purchase this 'massive encyclepedia' covering 'every aspect of bodybuilding'.

Got an envelope a week later, thought it wasa bill. It had the 'encyclepedia inside. About 10pages long, worked out a £3 a page. Bargain. Was fuming.
 
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