Here's a good one from that site:
<div></div><div id="QUOTEHEAD">QUOTE</div><div id="QUOTE">For SOYG. Hi, my name is Chris and I lift at a commercial gym and I need help. I am a college student and I work out at a com gym in the summer. I follow the 4 days a week lifting schedule. On one of my off days, I had the brilliant idea for me and a buddy to go to the gym (remember, this is on an off day) and dress and act like all the other ass-tards in the gym. I put gel in my hair (for the first time ever), wore a headband, flip-flops, a beater that was 2 sizes too small, 5$ gas station J-Lo sunglasses on my head, and small shorts with spandex shorts sticking out underneath. I went at the busy time so there were plenty of people there that didn't recognize me and I did every exercise and machine that I thought was useless even for the obscenely retarded "lifters". Example: I did 15lbs single arm db curls on a big rubber ball with one foot in the air and holding a 10lbs weight straight up in the air in the other hand, and I was withing 5 feet of a mirror with nothing in front of me. All the time I have worked out at this place, I have had maybe 2 or 3 people talk to me. Just during that exercise, I had 6 people ask me about that exercise and one guy even did it 20min later. I should apologize for tarnishing the weightlifting community, but that exercise was probably better than anything that guy was doing.
As they say at the gym, "the more mirrors you can see yourself in, the more buffed up you are."
P.S. To make up for all that, I later ate raw meat that I personally ripped off a live cow. </div>