Just little post to put up random rants about the gym.
I thought it would be funny to see if everyone else has the same problems or could perhaps offer the odd solution?
So I’ll start with a few gripes…..
• I hate it when I want to use a weight/ machine - lets say the dipping bars and it’s in use by someone that doesn’t understand the laws of the gym! Instead of asking you to join in between sets they simply tell you they have just started and proceed to do there sets…. Then to top it off, despite the fact that it’s there first trip to the gym, they appear to be the world stamina dipping champion and carry out 11months of dips until the gym closes for christmas!!!
• I hate it when BMI rears it’s ugly head!!! Even though I go to the gym everyday and have a low (ish) body fat, because I carry a bit of muscle and I’m only 5”8, my BMI is about 2 million!!! Which means I’m clinically obese with a 6 pack (ish). While the four people on my desk spend there days eating cakes and drinking pints are all 6” plus, and therefore the BMI’s are all good!!!
• I hate it when I go to buy work trousers, and even though my legs aren’t particularly big, if I buy anything under a 38 inch waist, they're that tight on my quads that I look like I’m wearing a pair of lycra pants!!! All I need is a cape and I’m ready to star as new spiderman villan, ‘evil office worker’!!!
• Add to that the fact I’ve got a 32 inch waist and have to hold it all together with a belt and i look like I’m wearing my dads pants
• Or buying a shirt, because I’ve got a set of arms and a chest I have to buy extra large shirts which, and as of my lack of height means I can tuck them into my socks!!!
• I hate it when you ask someone to spot you and they either…..
1. Treat it as there own set and deadlift your bench bar, leaving you to just lay back and check out their nasal hair
2. Say ok, and then walk off leaving you crushed under your squat bar
3. and worst of all, if they’re new to the gym and have heard you and your normal training buds shouting encouragement at each other such as ‘come on you F£$%”£$%”!£%$”£$’ . So they try to join in by whispering (in a voice which echoes their lack of confidence and full awareness that they sound a fool) dealy seriously, something along the lines of ‘reach for the stars’ and you have to prevent yourself from laughing/ crying.
Anyone else fancy joining in /sympathising with me???
I thought it would be funny to see if everyone else has the same problems or could perhaps offer the odd solution?
So I’ll start with a few gripes…..
• I hate it when I want to use a weight/ machine - lets say the dipping bars and it’s in use by someone that doesn’t understand the laws of the gym! Instead of asking you to join in between sets they simply tell you they have just started and proceed to do there sets…. Then to top it off, despite the fact that it’s there first trip to the gym, they appear to be the world stamina dipping champion and carry out 11months of dips until the gym closes for christmas!!!
• I hate it when BMI rears it’s ugly head!!! Even though I go to the gym everyday and have a low (ish) body fat, because I carry a bit of muscle and I’m only 5”8, my BMI is about 2 million!!! Which means I’m clinically obese with a 6 pack (ish). While the four people on my desk spend there days eating cakes and drinking pints are all 6” plus, and therefore the BMI’s are all good!!!
• I hate it when I go to buy work trousers, and even though my legs aren’t particularly big, if I buy anything under a 38 inch waist, they're that tight on my quads that I look like I’m wearing a pair of lycra pants!!! All I need is a cape and I’m ready to star as new spiderman villan, ‘evil office worker’!!!
• Add to that the fact I’ve got a 32 inch waist and have to hold it all together with a belt and i look like I’m wearing my dads pants
• Or buying a shirt, because I’ve got a set of arms and a chest I have to buy extra large shirts which, and as of my lack of height means I can tuck them into my socks!!!
• I hate it when you ask someone to spot you and they either…..
1. Treat it as there own set and deadlift your bench bar, leaving you to just lay back and check out their nasal hair
2. Say ok, and then walk off leaving you crushed under your squat bar
3. and worst of all, if they’re new to the gym and have heard you and your normal training buds shouting encouragement at each other such as ‘come on you F£$%”£$%”!£%$”£$’ . So they try to join in by whispering (in a voice which echoes their lack of confidence and full awareness that they sound a fool) dealy seriously, something along the lines of ‘reach for the stars’ and you have to prevent yourself from laughing/ crying.
Anyone else fancy joining in /sympathising with me???